Personal Essays

Never Thank Someone For Kissing You

Cocaine makes you embarrassingly grateful.

Apr 29

Insect Savior Complex

As a boy, I spent a lot of time wandering the elementary school tarmac freeing insects from spiderwebs.

Feb 19

Synthetic Serotonin

Feb 5

In hopes of catching the disease, I often practiced spotting the wild curiosities that might make Ian smile.

Feb 1

Fuck, Marry, Kill.

There was a man I once knew who died all the time.

Jan 8

"god forgives you"

new year's eve 2022

Jan 1

Pokémon at the Titty Bar

New Years Day 2024.

Nov 20, 2024

A story about fragmented reflections and shattering glass.

Oct 23, 2024

"Fuck it. I'm Choosing Thot Daughter."

A personal essay about vulgarity, 'Sniffies', gay flirting, intimacy, and texting your ex.

Oct 13, 2024

How Not to Kill Your Upstairs Neighbor

The sound of footsteps can drive someone insane.

Oct 9, 2024

My Week of Rest and Relaxation

On trying to get better in all the wrong ways.

Sep 30, 2024

I Used to Be Romantic, Pt. 2

An exploration of what it means to be a cynical romantic. Part two of two.

Sep 22, 2024

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