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d3athbyf0resk!n's avatar

i am in LOVE with your writing this was so perfectly crafted you’ve done such a fantastic job oh my god

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F.D.'s avatar

thank you deathbyforeskin that means a lot, you made my night :)

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Gala's avatar

your neighbours are crazy but this is so well written hahaha

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Shelby Lynn 🌹's avatar

this piece just sent a wave of gratitude over me about the fact our horrible upstairs neighbors just moved out earlier this month after a year-long lease. nervous system is still unwinding itself. this is a special kind of hell for us quiet, sensitive ones. OOF!

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F.D.'s avatar

I must admit, lately a dark part of me has been fantasizing about his breakup being traumatic enough for him to “need a fresh start” and move out 😅

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stackreach's avatar

This is great. Some of us look for quietude for those reasons you very effectively illustrated.

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Nathan Keller's avatar

If only our bristling reaction was accompanied by a fan of 3 foot hairs twitchily erecting -bit then that would accompany some untelated back brain emotion...Essence of going on w be to remember apartments muffle the verbal information, my Stompy Stampy I deliberately instruct myself I donot know too much abt her, her stamp stamp pain and the granular psrticulars- does Faygo get her goat? Maybe she experiences wordless animal peace ? Between shoeless heel stamping...

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Meta Ronin's avatar

Felt this

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Bing Tashkent's avatar

I used to live in lovely flat in the Lower East Side which had an upstairs neighbour with a child whose every footstep was a 90 decibal stomp. Learning how to walk. Granted, not as loud as an adult's stumping but far more energy thus far more stomping - death by a thousand paper cuts of child stomps. To this day I still want to burn that building down, like in Frank's Wild Years, "Watching it burn, all Halloween Orange and chimney red"...

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Healing Myself from Trauma's avatar

I love the way your writing flows. P.S. Did you ever find out why he was stomping?

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F.D.'s avatar

no solid confirmation, but def just a heavy stepper undergoing heartbreak

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ZLL's avatar

This is like if the airvent episode from Will & Grace was an essay and also a bit darker

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F.D.'s avatar

i literally just watched that the other day and it was too similar

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petrichor's avatar

there's a certain glory in people that stomp but only if you're also person that stomps. i kinda wish i was one of them but most of the time i just cringe and crumble

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F.D.'s avatar

ironic and kinda shameful that i only ever stomped when i lived on the top floor

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lauryn bedford's avatar

I love this. My upstairs neighbor consistently makes sounds as if they’re in a bowler alley or playing cricket. Idk how it’s possible

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F.D.'s avatar

Thank you! For real I just imagine them trudging around putting all of their weight on each footstep at a time.

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nadav's avatar

like buckshot to the soul, i love your writing, p.s a predator missile will find your upstairs neighbor on his next exit og the building

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F.D.'s avatar

I hope so jeez, woke up today holding my breath again

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elaine alice's avatar

broomstick to the ceiling is so real… i used to live under lacrosse players that would play wall ball every day. You’re not crazy for going crazy !!!

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F.D.'s avatar

Dude I can’t even imagine

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F.D.'s avatar

Thank you ah I love you ❤️

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