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abby's avatar

this sweetened MY potato!

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Peewee Hermeneutics's avatar

Really good post but this reminds me that being single in your 20s is fucking miserable. Everybody is such a vicious person lol.

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chelsea's avatar

we all need to be a little like chuck tbh

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Rene's avatar

sounds like chuck just needs a bad bitch

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chineka's avatar

gonna be thinking about this for a while!

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Will Boucher's avatar

damn, now I'm thinking if I'm a little too fat and what my death count is...bravo

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C.S. Mee's avatar

Just a little too fat, Chuck. Just a little 😘

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Niinaa's avatar

Truly obsessed with how you think.

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Tim's avatar

Fuck FD this is a good one. What started out as pity towards Chuck morphed into self consciousness about my own F,M,L outcomes. Every rejection sews a seed of doubt, like there’s some personal blind spot that is so obvious to others.

Good job touching on transparency eroding mystique, and the mystery of female choice. Fav line was “chuck was the kinda guy that would never breakup with you.”

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Dylan's avatar

fuck. it’s genius.

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F.D.'s avatar

ily

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